#064: Halloween Spookfest 2019
Boo. This year we talk adult costumes, haunted porches, and freshly-cut ditches. Sexy Pooh-bear? Sure. Then we do a rundown of Justin's annual traditions. And hang around until the end for a...
View Article#065: I Will Eat A Bucket
Wyatt joins us to talk SEGA, attics, and late night mukbangs. Then: a Dollar General nightmare, Canadian urban legends, and legion hall tacos. Also: werewolf masks and the horrors of No Nut November.
View Article#066: Henry Winkler vs. A Horse
The boys talk Ace Ventura, killer whales, and rapture fashion. Would a dog cure Chris’ depression? Also: playground snitches, lo-fi pig screams, & suspicious trash can “milk.”
View Article#067: He Took His Shirt Off!?
We talk top five movies, Hi8 short films, and Electric Avenue. Chris reminds Justin of a forgotten malfunction at a post-prom party. Then: Chris vs. Chuck E. Cheese.
View Article#068: Dog Island
Bug zappers, Rob Schneider reboots, and The Batman. Justin wonders why all local men must pee outside. Also: Vortex, Tamagotchi, and Spanish emo karaoke. Then: Wyatt has an out-of-body experience.
View Article#069: Noice
Craft beer and lemon bar review. Justin gives his top 5-ish movies. Also: the history of the Grimace & some music festival memories. 69.
View Article#070: Heavy Cheese
More sloppy Miller High Life banter. Then: Wyatt hears about some skaterink hijinks & Chris’ mom’s bomb-ass meals. Also: frozen pizzas, N64 controllers, and moonwalking.
View Article#071: Disney or PCP?
Late 90s horror movie talk devolves into mid-2000s scenester belt fashion crazes. More bucket pulls lead us into surreal experiences, Justin vs. the windchime, and fast-food memories. Also: rats.
View Article#072: Grease Those Trackballs
Justin gets way too annoyed by faux-hipsters from Wyatt’s class. Then: Wyatt loses a Modest Mouse CD, we skip class reunions, and lament small town dynasties. Also: healthcare coin flips, a text from...
View Article#073: Side-Piece Secret Origins
Justin’s first chili gets showcased. Then we look at junior high doodles, kids vaping, & doughnuts. Also: we reveal the source of our show’s name and a misremembered BBQ memory.
View Article#074: Dirty KoRn T-Shirts
Small town conspiracy talk leads us to motorcycle sideshows. Then: cool tattoo shop intimidation, Grimes, and future concert prospects. Bonus: a shiny new segment.
View Article#075: Waffle Stomp
Lovelife advice for Wyatt, Saturday morning cartoon rituals, and social awkwardness. We make a case for the quiet midwest while doing bad Brian Posehn impressions. Also: explosives, anime cons, and...
View Article#076: Shadow People
We talk rage, Wonka, and dads in a whirlwind of emotions. Also: the Bloodhound Gang, inter-dimensional rifts, and rave gear. Wyatt drops a 3AM bombshell.
View Article#077: Skype & Seek
We do a quarantine Skype-in from our respective, socially distant bunkers. Breakfast Club, early 2000s skateboard comedies, and processed cheese.
View Article#078: BYO Blanket
Barn parties & truck beds. Trust me, it's way less redneck than it sounds. Also: ranch.
View Article#079: Chris' Little Black Book
Wyatt's beard, photo booths, wind pants, Pure Moods, and women's wrestling.
View Article#080: Fast Food Fat Kid Face-Off
We try to give grades to our favorite chain restaurants in a loose ranking system. Who will win? Probably not Fazoli's.
View Article#081: Switched
Justin gets a Switch and won't share his friend code. RPGs and OCD. Wyatt nurses a sunburn. Also: quarantine diets and a dark story about oatmeal from the mid-2000s.
View Article#082: Lucid Dream Sleepover
Chris recounts his Biggest Splash Contest glory and brags about the action his busted couch got fifteen years ago. Then: self medication & headlocks from great aunts.
View Article#084: Pickleball Champions
A full episode about the horrors of P.E. class. Rec games, beanbag tag, and cheating the mile.
View Article#085: Melonheads & the Black-Eyed Children
A whole episode about cryptids and urban legends and spooky junk.
View Article#086: Uncut
Chris' mom gives Wyatt some Bazinga hand-me-downs as we conclude that we're not man enough for a "boys night out." Also: dad beers, morning bangers, and Chris' departed rage.
View Article#087: Answering Machine's Full
The boys roleplay to test Chris' unbelievable skills. Then: Wyatt's sad tumbling adventures. Also: cheese, blue pills, and Justin's lone recording failure.
View Article#088: The House That Chris Built
Consistently failing mic stands plague an episode about haunted places, purchased Ed Gein documents, and the criminal psyche. Then: Justin is actually shaken by a horror movie. Censorship and going...
View Article#089: GYPSY BEAR!!!
How many people could Chris fight at once? Who would you clone? Bagel Bites or Pizza Rolls? Old man stories & bucket pulls aplenty. Also: dream death, gypsy caravans, and Jigsaw's best traps.
View Article#090: Dr. Blender
We explore the "eternal" lives of pets, Ritalin conspiracies, & a grisly store return from the 80s. Chris flirts with the prospect of the perfect McGangbang as we do more saucey roleplaying. Also:...
View Article#091: Halloween Spookfest 2020
Grab a popcorn glove & dive into a wet leaf pile. We bring you chocolatey boo-tastic goods in our annual full-sized haunt. This year we explore cliché traditions, Iowa ax murders, haunted hills,...
View Article#092: A Bear With A Bazooka
Bucket pull-a-ganza. Hear all about bird beaks, sweat stories, Dumb & Dumber quotes, kids who like trains, and what grinds Justin's gears. Then: Viagra for the pod. And we close with some technical...
View Article#093: Electrocuted
Let's face it, the title is the main attraction. But we also have a unicycle memory, a review of the new Animaniacs, and a look at the meh legacies we'll leave behind. Then: stuck porn, hotel pool...
View Article#094: Hipster Twig Arms
We compare energy drink intakes as Daddy Wyatt Warbucks counts his money. Then: a burned celebrity sex tape DVD from 2005 is never recovered. Multiple people get too close to strangers' motorcycles...
View Article#095: Rip a Line of Nesquick
Wyatt regails us with tales from his Shoe Carnival days & his escapades with powdered chocolate. Then: Pokedexes, verbal bitch-outs, and how to pay for central air by way of gamer boys. Also:...
View Article#096: A Hole in the Ground
Pokémon suicides, Wyatt nearly flunks the first grade, & Justin feels shame for being an uptown boy. Also: a flurry of bucket pulls have us talking David Spade, kissing cousins, tucking, 90s Pizza...
View Article#097: Dick Scarry
Justin serves as Chris' Pokémon good luck charm the whole episode as we talk sick day TV, the loss of innocence, and JNCO Jeans. Then: evil orgies, calling time & temp, and quality cousin time....
View Article#098: Salt Lick
We rifle through a buttload of bucket pulls as we stand awkwardly around Chris' kitchen for an hour. A literal mixed bag of haunted radio stations, Chuck Taylors, & Myspace selfie stories. Also:...
View Article#099: Y'Ever Had Steak In Bed Before?
Join us for an episode we dug out of the pre-Wyatt archives. It's a Halloween adjacent romp where we ramble on about cons, killing ants, & haunted hotels. Chris agrees to trying out a jetpack and...
View Article#100: JENPARDY!
For our 100th episode extravaganza, we welcome the illusive Jen for a balls-out 90s trivia bash. So get comfy and turn on that big ol' brain of yours. There's plenty of Capri Sun & Dunkaroos to go...
View Article#101: Slander & Lies
Riding high from 100, we eat lemon bars as things go off the rails.
View Article#102: The Throwaways, Vol. 2
Join us as we dust off another compilation of lost bits we found in a beat-up old shoe box under Wyatt's twin bed.
View Article#103: Digging the Dustin Diamond Mines
We talk extensively about the 1999 Brendan Fraser masterpiece The Mummy. Then: Justin’s manic obsession with the rabbit hole that was Dustin Diamond’s stand-up career. Also: frozen pizzas, the best...
View Article#104: Space Camp & Jello Shots
We ramble on about rainy days, Cheech & Chong, and back pain. Wyatt does a perfect Pee-Wee Herman impression. Also: our life in two words, shower frequency, and pork chops vs. brats. Then: we...
View Article#105: Buzzy Jen
Justin’s red-hot appendix, an appreciation for the King of Queens, and summer tripping. Then: horror con misadventures, doughnuts, and record store cats. Justin has a ghostly encounter and eats some...
View Article#106: Deathcast
Isolation! The bodies of those Trash Party boys are deteriorating fast. Justin reviews an old AFI album and then admits to eating dog food. Also: Dark Side of the Ring, Monster Fest, and solid VHS finds.
View Article#107: Dead Mall Memoriws
Listen as we watch an urban exploration video of our beloved deceased mall. Here’s a link to the video: https://tinyurl.com/3d9cxzks
View Article#108: Uncle Ray-Ray's Bouncy Castle Rental
While Wyatt is off doing God know's what, we browse Craigslist, listen to someone called Corpse Husband, and talk about our aging bodies. Also: Tapatio, Chris on relationships, and Canadian rap.
View Article#109: Barfly Power Rangers
Our triumphant Trash Party return finds us playing a deceptive new game full of unheard stories and lies. Then: Justin tells a true pre-Halloween spooky tale. Also: Squid Game, tasers, and Chris offers...
View Article#110: A Belt Full of Lies
Chris gives our new game a spin with tales of horse barns, pegs, and high-speed chases. We do a mental check-in as Wyatt maintains his busy social life. Also: Justin’s October horror list, V/H/S/’94,...
View Article#111: The VHS Closet
Justin pulls some tapes from behind a hallway door. And some other stuff.
View Article#112: Cool Dad
We discuss rad fathers and their impact. Then Wyatt recalls watching the filming of a Transformers movie while Justin and Chris remember a weird junior high party. Also: off-brand Nutella and missed...
View Article#113: Wristband Boi
Recorded back in January 2022! We discuss a dated jelly bracelet trend that's super.. sexy? Then: loft comics, Saving Private Ryan, and trucker buckets. We watch a Skittles commercial Wyatt swears...
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